I miss my bidet - T-shirt

This one is for the bidet enthusiast on the road.

Wiping with paper in public restrooms makes me feel LIKE A SAVAGE!
Let's keep it civilized people.
BIDETS BELONG IN ALL PUBLIC RESTROOMS!

Enjoy the softness of 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton. The fabric is garment washed until it's as cozy as if you had worn it fifty times.

Available Sizes: S-2XL
Color: Black, Blue Jean, Chambray, Midnight, White, Red
Pigment Dye Colors: These colors provide a vintage look that will remain for the life of the garment
Material: 100% Ring Spun US Cotton, Pre-Shrunk
Fit: Relaxed
Care: Machine Wash Cold